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Thursday, December 20, 2012
The Ordeal
The Ordeal
Cycling can be a buzz, a strain, exhausting, uplifting or character building. Sometimes it is an ordeal.
Sometimes, it is a series of ordeals.....
Bob White (better known as his stage persona Ralph Merry) and I had decided that some mountain biking through Sherwood Forest was long overdue. The first challenge for me was getting up, after being locked in the Local until 2.15 I seriously wanted several more hours in bed, but adventure called. Ralph and I both set off from home agreeing to meet at 10.00am, little knowing the ordeals that lurked ahead.
Ordeal by waiting in the wrong place
After cycling round in circles for 10 minutes trying to keep warm we rang one another and discovered we were both there on time but in the wrong place. At least one of us was in the wrong place. The lesson is, that agreeing to meet on the corner it is best to absolutely nail down which corner. Reunited, we pressed on to a tea stop at Sherwood Pines.
Ordeal by puncture
OK maybe not so much an ordeal as an occupational hazard but a frustration nevertheless when we were flying merrily through the woods, and especially once I discovered I had come without a pump. Fortunately Ralph was better equipped, and we both had fun trying to read its miniscule pressure gauge.
Back in working order, we pressed on enjoyably through the forest into Clumber Park for a lunch stop at the Christmas bbq. Leaving Clumber behind we picked up a bridle path pleasantly across country towards Walesby. After a road crossing the track dropped downhill and there were flooded patches which had to be carefully negotiated, until we came to a serious flooded obstacle....
Ordeal by water
After some careful examination of the best place to cross Ralph shouldered his bike and leapt through with dry feet. I decided it could be ridden, but mid way through the front wheel came to a dead stop deep in mud. I sprang off the bike, but to my considerable surprise there was no firm ground, just a seemingly bottomless trench filled with icy water. I managed to stop about chest deep so didn’t completely vanish from view, but getting out proved something of a challenge.
Although I had committed the cardinal sin of coming without a pump, I was equipped with a spare top and gloves so it was a quick change of the upper half, giving thanks once again for my Dad’s trusty waterproof underpants, left over from his days in the submarine service.
Waterproof top and spare gloves on, and then ride like mad to warm up. Fortunately the day was not sub-zero but I did take the precaution of describing to Ralph, in a casual manner, the symptoms of immersion hypothermia should I suddenly come irrational, or at least more so than usual. So we pressed on with all speed into some woodland and a picturesque wooden bridge until....
Ordeal by Lake
The track became increasingly flooded and rounding a corner we discovered it vanished from sight under the water. Nothing for it, but to shoulder the bike and wade. Ralph helpfully remind me that I was already soaked and should therefore go in front.
There was little clue to where the track might be but we pressed on until we were standing in the middle of a lake with no obvious route forward. To our left the lake was full of bare, lifeless trees like something from Paschendaele. To our right, dense swamp like undergrowth of the sort beloved of the jolly country people in “Deliverance”. Would we be adding “Ordeal by squealing like a piggy” to our adventures today I wondered.
We waded on, and were eventually rewarded with the sight of the track emerging from the lake at the far side with even better a reassuring yellow way marker. A short but rough uphill section generated some warmth when....
Ordeal by another puncture
This time it was a pretty hurried change but all went well. At Walesby we were back on to tarmac and turned for home.
Ordeal by hill
We toiled up Nickerbush hill which I welcomed because it warmed me up, but my legs were feeling the distance by this point and I became irrationally cross at the pond weed hanging from my handlebars.
Finally, back home, survived! ‘Fin always has plenty of spare gear’ they say. Well they’re not laughing now.
Fin
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Sunday, December 2, 2012
New fellrunning boy band
At last, the identity of the new Fell Running boy band can be revealed
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Thursday, October 4, 2012
Monday, September 17, 2012
Vitruvian Middle Distance Triathlon 2012
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| Swim Start (Courtesy of Louise Hyde) |
Once the rush was over, and the race talk began, I began to relax and compose myself. Even leaving my start gels in the car didn't phase me, who cares, I'll be fine.
As the sun rose, and the fast boys started, and the wetsuit was donned, it began to get exciting.Here we go, the race that I had been airing for all season. Having run a marathon, done a few bike sportives, got the Dambusters Olympic Tri under my belt, and a few 10miles time trials finished, here was the big one. The first Middle Distance Triathlon. Was I ready, course I bloody well was. A brief chat with Gerry and Bob, both having recent injuries, allowed me to hope for the best. I was confident that they Vitruvian wouldn't beat them.
| Bob bike (Courtesy of Bob White) |
T2 was pretty straight forward, and I was soon out on the run, a little stiff, but I knew what to expect, just build it up slowly, get into the run pace that you are comfortable in, and keep going. It was nice to see the support of a few friendly faces at the start. It was getting warmer, but the water stations were frequent, and a quick cup of water over the head was enough to cool the core down. The first lap was over, and I started to feel the blisters forming on my toes. I could only put it down to wet socks off the bike, as I had never suffered before. Well, as we know pain is only a temporary thing, and you put it to the back somewhere for sometime afterwards.
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| Mark run (Courtesy of Louise Hyde) |
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| Mark & Gerry Finish (Courtesy of Louise Hyde) |
Mark time 5:06:02
Gerry time 5:03:20
Bob H time 06:26:19 ( after being injured and not running for months)
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Another Day at The Edge of the World.
Having dropped Stevie off at her mate’s in Congleton, on their way to Italy, I took the opportunity of a run around Macclesfield Forest on the far west of the Peak District. The area known as ‘Staffordshire moorlands’ has a uniquely wild and remote feel. It repays the extra time to drive from our side of the Peak.
For some strange reason I parked at the Cat & Fiddle, which was bleak in the extreme, with cold & driving rain. Having just come back from holiday in Turkey I was eager to get back out in the hills, but after 10 days at 40° C, wind, rain and 9° C was a bit of a shock.
I headed south from the Cat, passing groups of DoE hikers laden with dripping packs, and dropped down past Cumberland cottage, then up over the modest but elegant top of Shutlingsloe. On the summit I met two guys who needed directions back to their car at Clough House, and were about to set off in the opposite direction. They had been following a book of ‘Peak district walks’ but had lost it somewhere along the way, and had no concept of their location at all. Having pointed them in the right direction I carried on, glad to drop down out of the worst of the wind, and a while later found their guidebook and case beside the track.
I cut through the woods to Macclesfield Forest Chapel, a hamlet with the ancient and splendidly simple Chapel, used for some scenes in ‘League of Gentlemen’. Further on through the woods then down to the reservoir at Langley and a steep climb up to Tegg’s Nose. Here there is a fascinating partly restored stone quarry, but also this rocky hilltop forms the very edge of the Peak and there are unbeatable views across the Cheshire plain: at least sometimes. Last time I visited, walking with Jill, we were above a cloud inversion, creating spectacular views over an unbroken sea of white, which felt like the very edge of the world.
This time I looked out through the driving rain to an impenetrable wall of grey. Somewhere out there was Cheshire, Jodrell bank, eventually North Wales and Snowdonia. Maybe next time, or maybe this actually is the edge of the world.
I dropped back down into the valley and climbed up to the forest edge. Turning east into the wind along Charity Lane I was getting uncomfortably cold, and had to stop to put on an extra layer and warmer hat. My hands were cold but I looked at my gloves and thought, this is July, they are staying in the bag.
Heading back through ‘Bottom of the Oven’ I climbed back up to Buxton Road following a pleasant steep sided valley. Finally back to the car and drove somewhere more sheltered, to get changed and head back to civilization.
Finn
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